Keep Honking! Goose Espionage Bumper Sticker by MPLWDNoveltyCistern

Was anyone gonna tell me there’s a Christian umps association or was I just supposed to find out about it from Angel Hernandez’s “Jesus loves umpires” bracelet myself

can you fly my white ass to the moon so i can play among the stars

guy who has accidentally only ever slept with pre-op trans women, seeing a cis woman take her pants off: whoa girl i think theres something like. really wrong with your penis

he finds out the difference between cis and trans women this way. next day he gets with a post-op trans women and his entire world breaks once again

Trans girl that just started HRT going on twitch and making a new account titled "streaming shirtless every day until twitch bans me"

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

Here’s a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

Hey rb this!!!

Guys don’t share this kinda thing people may use it to get access to the dnd source books for free instead of paying for them. This is extremely dangerous for the flawless company that wizards of the coast is.

cackling at this, can NOT believe it's a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces



INTERFACING - You fuck it up. Your juvenile glee at finding a slide leads you to swing down into the pipe far too fast.
INLAND EMPIRE - Like the child you used to be.
AUTHORITY - But you are not a child any more.
ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY - Fuck that shit, bomb it down there and scream the whole time!
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - We can take it. We can always take it. PAIN THRESHOLD - Pain, radiant and sharp, jolts through you. You can not, in fact, take it.

[Health -1]

REACTION SPEED - You fly out of the slide, propelled by your weight and your enthusiasm.
ENDURANCE - The metal jars against you, then you're sliding over the harsh ground instead.
COMPOSURE - You land heavily at Kim's feet, and begin to whine like a child with a scraped knee.
ESPRIT DE CORPS - His infinitesimal regard for you as a normal human being is so dead at this point he's not even surprised.

KIM KITSURAGI - "Normal people, when they go down a slide, they're fine."

AUTHORITY - He's questioning your authority!
VOLITION - Sitting on the floor and crying after being beaten up by a slide, you have precious little authority to question.

[Morale -1]

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Yusef Komunyakaa, from "The Cage Walker", Pleasure Dome: New & Collected Poems [ID in ALT]

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

And they were gay for each other

And they were gay for each other.

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Bran Sólo V, micronized blue pigments on Canson Fine Art Paper, this series of illustrations, made by hand, was then digitized so as to, once digitalized, become printed on Canson paper using high quality and long lasting powder pigments. This work talks about loneliness, the calm of the sea, the flow of rivers, the fears hidden under the surface, the secrets awaiting in the infinite blue, the new and free masculinity and the melancholy of summer. This is about being forever blue.

The artist, P-Town 2023.